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The following article contains the lyrics to the song "Hello, Pot! Where Art Thou Kettle?", written and performed by pop punk outfit Morrigan's Moor. It is the first track off their debut EP entitled Cat o' Nine Tails and Zero Paws.

LyricsEdit

Uh oh.

Somebody call the poor taste police.


If there's something wrong with these hypocrites

Who you gonna call?

Pot and Kettle!

If they see my birthmark upon the ditch

Call who now?

Pot and Kettle!


Hey, get a load of these two.

I'll put their prattle inside the death stew.

Mix it up to make a real breakthrough.

Play Monkey in the Middle with it because I can.

Break up pissing contests with it since they're all bland.


Stop that tomfoolery over there.

I'm trying not to swallow despair.

Is it worth the trouble

(Worth the trouble)

To give a fistfucking care?


Look out Ash, here comes foolishness

Dejecting that flimsy blow you dub a kiss.

Arguments and sound headdesking

Exist for me to cringe inside the abattoir.

I'm not looking at mammals opened up

I'm feasting my eyes on loud dumbfucks.


"No, stop the presses,"

I hollered at the nincompoops.

"Leave the pissing and moaning where it belongs...

Do it inside my corporate mistress."


Stop that tomfoolery over there.

I'm trying not to swallow despair.

Is it worth the trouble

(Worth the trouble)

To give a fistfucking care?

[2x]


But seriously, let's be friends errybody.

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