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The following article features the lyrics to "The Realm's Most Useless Period Piece", a song that was written and performed by American pop punk/funk metal project Morrigan's Moor. It is the fourth track off the full-length debut album Battle on Many Fucks Given Hill.

LyricsEdit

I never knew these beasts could sprout quills.

Looks like Edgy the Hedgy's heading towards the grill.

"Damn, not here."

Always make references that are dated by several years

And always never leave me to my own devices.


Caramelldansen into battle, my untrue overlord.

Spank the monkey until everyone grows bored

Of having to keep score.

Gosh darn it to heck, this used to be his pawn shop.

Wow queen, I'm so full of wince-inducing mops.


To think you can sing this anthem.

Babble every time in mantras.

Keep grabbing them in the pussy.

As the realm's most useless period piece

You're the worst event in history.


Watch them nae nae atop the pavement.

Watch me kick their asses as a way to vent.

If you're so relevant now, why do you vape?

In sickness and in secrecy, you're but a foul snake

And here I am jotting down these idiotic words.


If whatever fans I have left are still listening, stop it.

Get some help.

Find some fucking help!


To think you can sing this anthem.

Babble every time in mantras.

Keep grabbing them in the pussy.

As the realm's most useless period piece

You're the worst event in history.

[x2]


Seeing the inside of my head is nice.

There's a 12-year-old me standing alone with no gripes.

The smaller Ash raises one question:

"I'm 12 and what is this?"

This is Cena, this is madness...


This. Is. Cringe!


To think you can sing this anthem.

Babble every time in mantras.

Keep grabbing them in the pussy.

As the realm's most useless period piece

You're the worst event in history.


The worst event in history

(Oh!)

You're. The worst event

(In history!)

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